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/ The first Great Steward, Parrafin the \
| Climber, was employed in King |
| Chloroplast's kitchen as second |
| scullery boy when the old King met a |
| tragic death. He apparently fell |
| backward by accident on a dozen salad |
| forks. Simultaneously the true heir, |
| his son Carotene, mysteriously fled the |
| city, complaining of some sort of plot |
| and a lot of threatening notes left on |
| his breakfast tray. At the time, this |
| looked suspicious what with his |
| father's death, and Carotene was |
| suspected of foul play. Then the rest |
| of the King's relatives began to drop |
| dead one after the other in an odd |
| fashion. Some were found strangled with |
| dishrags and some succumbed to food |
| poisoning. A few were found drowned in |
| the soup vats, and one was attacked by |
| assailants unknown and beaten to death |
| with a pot roast. At least three appear |
| to have thrown themselves backward on |
| salad forks, perhaps in a noble gesture |
| of grief over the King's untimely end. |
| Finally there was no one left in Minas |
| Troney who was either eligible or |
| willing to wear the accursed crown, and |
| the rule of Twodor was up for grabs. |
| The scullery slave Parrafin bravely |
| accepted the Stewardship of Twodor |
| until that day when a lineal descendant |
| of Carotene's returns to reclaim his |
| rightful throne, conquer Twodor's |
| enemies, and revamp the postal system. |
| |
| -- Harvard Lampoon, "Bored of the |
\ Rings" /
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