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/ A cow is a completely automated \
| milk-manufacturing machine. It is |
| encased in untanned leather and mounted |
| on four vertical, movable supports, one |
| at each corner. The front end of the |
| machine, or input, contains the cutting |
| and grinding mechanism, utilizing a |
| unique feedback device. Here also are |
| the headlights, air inlet and exhaust, |
| a bumper and a foghorn. |
| |
| At the rear, the machine carries the |
| milk-dispensing equipment as well as a |
| built-in flyswatter and insect |
| repeller. The central portion houses a |
| hydro- chemical-conversion unit. |
| Briefly, this consists of four |
| fermentation and storage tanks |
| connected in series by an intricate |
| network of flexible plumbing. This |
| assembly also contains the central |
| heating plant complete with automatic |
| temperature controls, pumping station |
| and main ventilating system. The waste |
| disposal apparatus is located to the |
| rear of this central section. |
| |
| Cows are available fully-assembled in |
| an assortment of sizes and colors. |
| Production output ranges from 2 to 20 |
| tons of milk per year. In brief, the |
| main external visible features of the |
| cow are: two lookers, two hookers, four |
| stander-uppers, four hanger-downers, |
\ and a swishy-wishy. /
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April 1
This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three
hundred and sixty-four.
-- Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's Calendar"
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