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/ Q: How many members of the U.S.S. \
| Enterprise does it take to change a |
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| light bulb? A: Seven. Scotty has to |
| report to Captain Kirk that the light |
| bulb in |
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| the Engineering Section is getting dim, |
| at which point Kirk will send |
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| Bones to pronounce the bulb dead |
| (although he'll immediately claim |
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| that he's a doctor, not an |
| electrician). Scotty, after checking |
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| around, realizes that they have no more |
| new light bulbs, and complains |
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| that he "canna" see in the dark. Kirk |
| will make an emergency stop at |
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| the next uncharted planet, Alpha Regula |
| IV, to procure a light bulb |
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| from the natives, who, are friendly, |
| but seem to be hiding something. |
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| Kirk, Spock, Bones, Yeoman Rand and two |
| red shirt security officers |
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| beam down to the planet, where the two |
| security officers are promply |
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| killed by the natives, and the rest of |
| the landing party is captured. |
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| As something begins to develop between |
| the Captain and Yeoman Rand, |
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| Scotty, back in orbit, is attacked by a |
| Klingon destroyer and must |
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| warp out of orbit. Although badly |
| outgunned, he cripples the Klingon |
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| and races back to the planet in order |
| to rescue Kirk et. al. who have |
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| just saved the natives' from an awful |
| fate and, as a reward, been |
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| given all light bulbs they can carry. |
| The new bulb is then inserted |
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| and the Enterprise continues on its |
\ five year mission. /
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