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Subj: FORTUNE 05-SEP
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Sent: 250905/1330Z 1371@LU9DCE.TOR.BA.ARG.SOAM LinBPQ6.0.24
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PACKET RADIO STATION - BUENOS AIRES (GF05OM)
JAVA SCHEDULED NEWSLETTERS (JSN)
COPYRIGHT 2025 - EDUARDO A. CASTILLO
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Q: HOW MANY LAWYERS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB?
A: WHEREAS THE PARTY OF THE FIRST PART, ALSO KNOWN AS \LAWYER\, AND
THE
PARTY OF THE SECOND PART, ALSO KNOWN AS \LIGHT BULB\, DO HEREBY AND
FORTHWITH
AGREE TO A TRANSACTION WHEREIN THE PARTY OF THE SECOND PART SHALL BE
REMOVED
FROM THE CURRENT POSITION AS A RESULT OF FAILURE TO PERFORM
PREVIOUSLY AGREED
UPON DUTIES, I.E., THE LIGHTING, ELUCIDATION, AND OTHERWISE
ILLUMINATION OF
THE AREA RANGING FROM THE FRONT (NORTH) DOOR, THROUGH THE ENTRYWAY,
TERMINATING
AT AN AREA JUST INSIDE THE PRIMARY LIVING AREA, DEMARCATED BY THE
BEGINNING OF
THE CARPET, ANY SPILLOVER ILLUMINATION BEING AT THE OPTION OF THE
PARTY OF THE
SECOND PART AND NOT REQUIRED BY THE AFOREMENTIONED AGREEMENT BETWEEN
THE
PARTIES.
THE AFOREMENTIONED REMOVAL TRANSACTION SHALL INCLUDE, BUT NOT BE
LIMITED TO, THE FOLLOWING. THE PARTY OF THE FIRST PART SHALL, WITH OR
WITHOUT
ELEVATION AT HIS OPTION, BY MEANS OF A CHAIR, STEPSTOOL, LADDER OR
ANY OTHER
MEANS OF ELEVATION, GRASP THE PARTY OF THE SECOND PART AND ROTATE THE
PARTY
OF THE SECOND PART IN A COUNTER-CLOCKWISE DIRECTION, THIS POINT BEING
TENDERED
NON-NEGOTIABLE. UPON REACHING A POINT WHERE THE PARTY OF THE SECOND
PART
BECOMES FULLY DETACHED FROM THE RECEPTACLE, THE PARTY OF THE FIRST
PART SHALL
HAVE THE OPTION OF DISPOSING OF THE PARTY OF THE SECOND PART IN A
MANNER
CONSISTENT WITH ALL RELEVANT AND APPLICABLE LOCAL, STATE AND FEDERAL
STATUTES.
ONCE SEPARATION AND DISPOSAL HAVE BEEN ACHIEVED, THE PARTY OF THE
FIRST PART
SHALL HAVE THE OPTION OF BEGINNING INSTALLATION. AFORESAID
INSTALLATION SHALL
OCCUR IN A MANNER CONSISTENT WITH THE REVERSE OF THE PROCEDURES
DESCRIBED IN
STEP ONE OF THIS SELF-SAME DOCUMENT, BEING CAREFUL TO NOTE THAT THE
ROTATION
SHOULD OCCUR IN A CLOCKWISE DIRECTION, THIS POINT ALSO BEING
NON-NEGOTIABLE.
THE ABOVE DESCRIBED STEPS MAY BE PERFORMED, AT THE OPTION OF THE
PARTY OF THE
FIRST PART, BY ANY OR ALL AGENTS AUTHORIZED BY HIM, THE OBJECTIVE
BEING TO
PRODUCE THE MOST POSSIBLE REVENUE FOR THE PARTNERSHIP.
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